Re: Grant a wish, only for it to be corrupted.

[Guest]

Granted but you shoot your self

I wish I was a CAT

[Guest]

Granted, but you're half-human so you're a talking cat and the news media harasses you as you are a talking cat

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Guest]

Granted but you hate being well all the time

I wish I had a chocolate cake

[Guest]

Granted, but all the chocolate makes you sick and nearly kills you as you are a cat now.

I wish public restrooms were cleaner...

[Guest]

Granted but it makes them so clean they dissapear

I wish I wasn't a cat and wasnt ill from the cake

[Guest]

Granted, but now you cry because you aren't a cat and you don't have cake.

I wish we never got sick

[Guest]

granted, but u get diagnosed with cancer the next day

i wish my maplestory character was lvl 200 >:F

[Guest]

granted, but you get hacked and reset to level1.

I wish I had toast

[Hucota7]

granted but its burnt. =o
i wish i didnt have school tomorrow. =[

[Guest]

granted, but the school comes to your house and teaches you at home.

I wish I lived in Canada.

[Guest]

granted but then u realise tht u left all your money at ur old house

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted, but you forgot to wish.

I wish for pie.

[Guest]

granted, but it gets crushed by a cake.


I wish Barrak Obuttmunch wasn't our next president.

[Guest]

Granted, but something bad happens to the new president so Barrak Obuttmunch takes over

I wish i didnt forget to wish last time i posted on this topic

[Guest]

granted, but your wish no longer exists.

i wish my cat wasnt obese

[Guest]

granted, but it became anarexic and died.

I wish I was in control of this site >:]

[Hucota7]

granted but you get hacked. =[
i wish i didnt just wish this wish with my wishful wishing powers of wishes. o_O

[Guest]

granted, then you spontaneously combusted.

I wish I could take over the world today, instead of waiting for my invention to be complete.

[Hucota7]

granted but your invention completes itself and kills you. O_O
i wish i wasnt sick. =(

[Guest]

granted, but it eats so little that you can see it's ribs

I wish that chris r wasn't a pervert

[Admin (DD/Jango)]

Granted but Chris R is still gay and rapes you [no offence]
I wish sombody would join my club to become an ASSY person

[Guest]

granted, but you wtf?

i ruled a awesome forum like this!

[Guest]

granted, but as soon as you take over, the site starts to suck.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today >:O

[Guest]

granted, but the most evil teacher comes and ruins your day at home.

I wish I had an african grey parrot

[Hucota7]

granted but it turns out to be just a frickin gray parrot. XD
i wish i had some pizza.

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