Re: Grant a wish, only for it to be corrupted.

[Guest]

Granted but he destroys the world and makes everyone his minions

I wish I had a pie

[Wolfgator]

Granted, but it was thrown at you face not served as a dish.

I wish the new Harry Potter would F***ing come out already!

[Guest]

Granted, but the author died before the last chapter was finished, so you never know how it ended.

I wish cereal never went soggy in milk

[Guest]

Granted but only because its not milk. (its bird poop)

I wish that I was a moderator

[Guest]

Granted, but you get unmodded in 3 seconds.

I wish I had a PS3 and XBOX360

[Guest]

granted, but your wii eats them

I wish my bird would talk again

[Guest]

granted, but it uses vulgar language to you.

I wish I had an IQ of 1,000 and I Aced all of my school grades.

[BTGames]

Granted, but your IQ becomes 0 the next year.

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Guest]

Granted but you fly into a wall and then forget how to fly

I wish I was

[Guest]

Granted, but you're so that you run into a pole and become :icon_mad:

I wish that I could be the world's renowned dragon tamer. ;o
(Also wishing dragons were real)

[Guest]

grated, but one of your large dragons accidentally sits on you.

I wish my dog would run away

[Guest]

Granted, but someone reports a lost dog and they give it back to you.

I wish that dragons weren't so heavy >_< (Ouch... about 5,000 pounds of death)

[Guest]

granted, but it farts in your face.

I wish someone would steal my dog.

[Guest]

Granted, but the thief willingly pays you $500 to take it back and your parents accept.

I wish metaridley could kill samus without always dying.

[Guest]

granted, but then samus goes after you! XD

I wish jammo2000 would make another fruit video

[Guest]

Granted, but it's about mangos... and is boring as hell.

I wish samus lost all of her powers. And stopped chasing me >_<

[Guest]

grated, but then the entire galactic federation is after you. XD


I wish my dog would stop eating the

Spoiler:

of all animals

[Guest]

granted, but it eats coat loaf.

I wish I had a diamond >:D

[Guest]

grated, but it turns out to be cubic-zirconium


i wish you would stop watching meatspin...

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted, but now Lemonparty interests him.

I wish Chris was back to normal.

[Guest]

granted, but chris rose comes back.

I wish chris would be eaten.

[Guest]

granted, but you get indegestion and spite me/him?O_o out.

I wish you would get another dog >:O

[Guest]

granted, but I throw it at you, hunt you down, and kill you...

I wish V would find chris lame

[Guest]

Granted but you are found lamer

I wish I had a toastie

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted but it burns you

I wish I had a pistol

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