Grant a wish, only for it to be corrupted.

[PilotSilversinski]

Yes, this was done before, and I'm bringing it back.

How to Play

You make a wish, then someone grants it with a negative consequence. Example:

I wish we had more members.

Granted, but the forum became very laggy.

After you corrupt, post another wish. I'll start:

I wish there were more smilies.

[Guest]

granted, but they are porn smilies.


i wish dragonz would come to the chat more.

[Guest]

Granted, but the chat box will be destroyed everytime i come on.


I wish I had a dragon. (One with 2 or 3 heads)

[Guest]

granted, but it drops a giant pile of feces on you. 0_O

I wish milk was milkier

[Guest]

Granted, but the cows making the milk are diseased.

I wish for some sanitizer to clean of this crap... D:

[Guest]

granted, but it glitches and turns the world into a giant turdball.

I wish jello was

Spoiler:

[Guest]

Granted, but you find cow body parts in it

I wish for my bathroom to be closer D:

[Guest]

granted, but it goes 2 miles away every 20 seconds, and you need to use it every 80 seconds.

I wish turkey tasted like chicken

[Guest]

Granted, but the birds have been genetically mutated to do this, so if you cook turkey it attacks you.

I wish I was a dragon. (Any type, even one with more than one head)

[Guest]

granted. you are the poop dragon. every part of your body is made from feces.

I wish chris r was permabanned.

Spoiler:

[Guest]

Granted, but his twin joins DDNN

I wish the sun never went down.

[Guest]

granted, but i go crazy and burn it out.

I wish i lived in australia

[Hucota7]

AWESOME!! i loved this topic. XD anyway..
granted, but you drive nappse insane and he kills you. o.O
i wish i wasnt so lazy. :icon_razz:

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted, but now you can't stop running.

I wish for a cookie

[Guest]

Granted, but the cookie is so big it squashes you

I wish for a pet dragon that likes me D:

[Guest]

granted, but it sits on you by accident and poops on you.

I wish for a gyahhh lovazda hygigabyg bird

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted, but it starts to hurt me and I smash you with my cookie.

I wish Dragonz was a real dragon

[Guest]

granted. he is now a poop dragon, made entirely with feces and urine.

i wish vista was a figmint of chris r's imagination

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted, but everyone switched to Mac because XP seemed old.

I wish for a

[Guest]

granted, but it turns into a pig.

I wish budgie.

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted, but you get a Cookie XD

I wish my dragon cave eggs would hatch.

[Guest]

granted, but they eat you.

[Guest]

I wish I could stop forgetting to put the wish.

[PilotSilversinski]

Granted, but you forgot English.

I wish for a _______.

[Guest]

granted, but it is not _______.

I wish dragonz would stop kicking me out of my domain-the chatbox.

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