Re: Attack Of Sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

too late, I already exploded everything, including myself.

[Guest]

yer but if u read carefull it says *DeadlyDans appears and undoes wht just happened*

[Guest]

*ridley pops out of nowhere and grabs deadlydans and breathes deadly phazon energy into her face, and she becomes his corrupted servant.

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: U gotta be kidding me...........REVERSE SPELL

*Sends it in reverse so meta is her servant*

[Guest]

*ridley plummets to the land and explodes*

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: ....okaay................

*Teleports to the cookie universe*

DeadlyDans: COOKIES

[Guest]

*Ridley Is rebuilt again. he has a whole FLEET of space pirates with him now.... Ridley sends them all straight to deadly.

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: wow.....EXPLOSION SPELL

*Explodes them all and they die*

DeadlyDans: tht was easy......keep the coming meta

[Guest]

*the black pirate commanders are immune to explosions, so ridley summons a whole fleet of them.*

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: Silly boy...POISON SPELL

*Poisons them till they die*

[Guest]

There isn't a poison beam in any Metroid games... lol

[Guest]

*black pirates are only vulnerable to samus aran's power beam. they successfully kill deadly.*

[Guest]

WOOT DEADLY DIED!

[Guest]

*ridley then goes and kicks his father's golden retriever in the butt.*

[Guest]

*DeadlyDans reappears*

MetaRidley: WTF
DeadlyDans: I thought I died aswell...........CORRUPTION SPELL

*Corrupts the universe and everything in it except herself*

DeadlyDans: Now I know what the corruption spell does^^

[Guest]

*ridley already has been corrupted by phazon, and grabs deadlydans and vaporizes her with his phazon beam*

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: Tht took no affect on me!

*reappears and sends Ridley to a hell dimension*

[Guest]

*ridley doesn't care. He is used to 90,000 Degree temperatures. ridley comes back , with all the minibosses and bosses of the metroid series, and rips her head off, burns it, kicks it, crushes it, electrocutes it, and destroys it.*

[Guest]

*her head grows back*

DeadlyDans: I have alot more power thn youd think

*combines the sun and the moon so they shoot a huge bean disintergrating Ridley*

[Guest]

*ridley comes back, and unleashes everything on her, strangles her, feeds her to kraid, has a giant metroid suck all her energy away, turning her to a stone that crumbled when ridley touched it*

[Guest]

*The stone reassembles and turns back into DeadlyDans*

DeadlyDans: ..............IMPRISONING SPELL

*Imprissons Ridley in and unbreakable and unmeltable ice cage deep under the mediteranium sea*

[Guest]

*ridley touches it and it falls apart.
Ridley: must have been made out of kraid.*

[Guest]

*DeadlyDans freezes the Mediteranium sea (which freezes ridley aswell*

DeadlyDans: That was easy

[Guest]

* the sa-x, ridley's new ally, lays a powerbomb and breaks the ice. Ridley gets out and finishes off dd. he sets a timebomb that she didn't see and he leaves with the sa-x*

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: Well Im outta here

*teleports of*

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