Re: Attack Of Sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

*ridley is still on vacation, and decides not to bother dragonzrkool.*

[Goreblood]

Before Goreblood heads out to Florida he "bribes" the guards(Still a MetaHydra mind you)and smashes MetaRidley's head into a oblivion. :icon_wink:

[Guest]

*ridley is still on vacation, and decides not to bother dragonzrkool.*

Wtf is that supposed to mean!

*Tries to jump to where meta is but is too fat to jump very high*

:icon_mad: :icon_mad:

[Guest]

*ridley's guards kill goreblood while ridley goes for another mountan dew. CODE RED FTW

[Guest]

I killed myself and came back, as I'm less fat this time... I'm a hydra again, and I'm a land hydra wooo!!1

I'm not limited to the seas... XD

[Guest]

*Kraid bites dragonz's back, and takes a HUGE chunk out of him.

[Guest]

If it wasn't obvious... my back is made out of a stone-like material.

Good job kraid on breaking your teeth. :D

[Guest]

*kraid dies,
Phantoon seeps into dragonz and makes him choke himself.)

[PilotSilversinski]

*Pilot punches Dragonz's intestenes*

Pilot: You ate me, now eat this.

*Dragonz throws up Pilot*

Pilot: I'm out.

*Pilot leaves and lets you all fight on the destroyed terrain*

[Guest]

Pilot... I had already died, everyone exploded in my stomach thanks to meta.

I'm back again... but as a 8-headed, stone-backed, land, mountain-climbing hydra. XD

And meta... you can't choke something with 8-heads...

If you choke a head, the other 7 are still breathing.

Good job retard! XD

[Guest]

*ridley heard that, and sends out an entire army of ninja space pirates at dragonz.*

[Guest]

I still have 7 breathing heads... 1 dying.. (If it dies, 2 come back in its place) and a whole bunch of power.

If samus can defeat them with a cheesy power beam... I could crush them wih every body part of mine. XD

[Guest]

try those annoying black pirates from metroid zero mission, which can only be destroyed by about 100 hits of a VERY powerful beam!

[Guest]

It's.... fart+fire breath time then... XD

[Guest]

*the pirates are so confuesd by the fart and attack ridley. ridley's wings malfunction. Ridley goes and beats the living crap out of dragonz, and fires a plasma beam through ALL the heads.*

[Guest]

Oh! You only hit the HEADS.

Lol... one rule about hydras. A head comes off, 2 come in its place.

16 heads... omfg.. lol.

[Guest]

*ridley regains wing power, and cuts all the heads off again, from the base of the neck!

[Guest]

Umm... each head IS a neck retard XD

32 heads now... and it's getting harder to see... lol.

(Let's see... i got a stone-like back, and if you cut a head off, 2 come back for each one cut off... where have you NOT tried yet...)

[Guest]

*ridley gets ALOT of main bosses.

Flaagrahh,
Thardus,
Omega Pirate,
4 Ridley clones,
Beserker lord,
Helios,
Mogenar,
Dark samus,
AU313,
botwoon,
Imago,
Imago 2,
Brinstar worm,
Acid worm,
Kraid,
and Draygon.

[Guest]

Omfg... it's so easy to kill a hydra... you don't give it even more heads retard.

You get past the existing number of heads (I got 32 now thanks to you... I can hold off 32 bosses) and stab it in the freakin' heart...

Even Chris probably knows that XD

[Guest]

*Botwoon figures it out, makes a hole in his chest, eats his heart, lungs, brains, and everything.

[Goreblood]

Goreblood sees this from the airport and swoops down(still as metahydra)and slashes MetaRidley across the back, leaving him paralyzed.

[Guest]

*Ridley sets off another timebomb as he goes down*

[Guest]

*BOOOOM*
everything is sucked up in the explosion, even ridley.

[Guest]

*DeadlyDans appears and undoes wht just happened*

DeadlyDans: Im back

MetaRidley: WTF...i ate you on page 7

DeadlyDans: That was a clone idiot...DESTRUCTION SPELL!

*Destroys Dragonz,Meta and GoreBlood*

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