AkmaIndustries
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Did this make you laugh? Or did it freak you out?
AkmaIndustries
(BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING, READ THIS)
This topic contains stuff for people aged 15-100, if you are below 15 or anything, read at your own risk.
We are the best! We have famous products like:
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Here are what the products do:
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I hope you laughed at this.
Btw, Jango, if you don't like this, don't demod me. I was bored.
~Damian
This topic contains stuff for people aged 15-100, if you are below 15 or anything, read at your own risk.
We are the best! We have famous products like:
(CLICK THE SPOILER AT YOUR OWN RISK)
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- PenisPod
AssPod
BallPod
CondomPod
The Robotic Vagina
Here are what the products do:
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- The PenisPod, did you lose your penis somehow, lucky for you, we have a answer with the PenisPod, it plays videos, music, and displays pictures. You can shoot piss up to 300 yards! Order today! 1-800-PENISPOD!!! ORDER NAO.
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- The AssPod, if you ass was cut off or lost, lucky for you, we have something that can fix your missing ass. The AssPod. It can't play media, but it can shoot s--- up to 1000 yards. Makes a great weapon! Order today! 1-800-ASSPOD!!!!!
ORDER NAO.
(CLICK THE SPOILER AT YOUR OWN RISK)
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- The BallPod, did your balls fall off well replace it with our fake rubber balls! ORDER NAO AT 1-800-IRONBALLS
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- The CondomPod, the best condom ever. It plays all types of media. And it feels real! ORDER NAO AT 1-800-CONDOMSFORTHEWIN
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- The Robotic Vagina, did it fall off or something? Replace it with the Robotic Vagina! The Robotic Vagina can play media!!! YAY. ORDER NAO AT 1-800-VAGINA
I hope you laughed at this.
Btw, Jango, if you don't like this, don't demod me. I was bored.
~Damian
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Re: AkmaIndustries
XD Dont like this? I havent laughed like this all day
Admin (DD/Jango)- Admin
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Re: AkmaIndustries
I had the robotic vagina once, that piece of crap didn't last one week in our orgy-fest. >=(
I want my money back! or one of those penis pods to replace it!
I want my money back! or one of those penis pods to replace it!
Re: AkmaIndustries
O_O
WHAT
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WHAT
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Axle- Moderator
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Re: AkmaIndustries
ooooooooooookkkkkkkkk
Stepping away now....
Stepping away now....
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Re: AkmaIndustries
Don't blame me. Blame AkmaIndustries.
Damian- Ultimate Member
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Re: AkmaIndustries
....win
Conure- Regular Member
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steware- Ultimate Member
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Re: AkmaIndustries
Akmaindustries must fail at selling any of that
I can go buy a cherry flavored condom at the superstore and get a girl to sing when using it, there's my media player.
(I was kidding btw)
I can go buy a cherry flavored condom at the superstore and get a girl to sing when using it, there's my media player.
(I was kidding btw)
Re: AkmaIndustries
I SAID BLAME AKMAINDUSTIRES!
Damian- Ultimate Member
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Re: AkmaIndustries
LMAO :l
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Re: AkmaIndustries
LMAOINDUSTRIES
Axle- Moderator
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Assefex
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Re: AkmaIndustries
THE PENISPOD HAS A NEW FEATURE, YOU CAN POUR A DRINK IT, AND DRINK IT WITH THE TUBE.
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Re: AkmaIndustries
I'D RATHER NOTDamian wrote:THE PENISPOD HAS A NEW FEATURE, YOU CAN POUR A DRINK IT, AND DRINK IT WITH THE TUBE.
I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY
BUT IT'S FINE IF YOU DO DAMIAN
I SUPPORT YOU ALL THE WAY
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Re: AkmaIndustries
NEW PRODUCT!
Its called the R.B,
which means [words removed by the government of teh interwebs]
Its called the R.B,
which means [words removed by the government of teh interwebs]
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Re: AkmaIndustries
PIG BENIS.
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Re: AkmaIndustries
PIG BENIS.
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