My day full of crack, profanity, and violence

[Sinister96]

Well it begins like this.

I sit in math class, who cares. Who cares about english and math. Then comes PE.
In PE i get a kickball stuck on a roof and get yelled at by an asian PE teacher
then at lunch i sock someone in the face for some random reason, eat a sandwich, and crackers, then i see a fat black guy i call "bubba" fighting an emo kid!
bubba was so mad at the emo that when the counciler backed him up he started pushin the councilor tellin him to back up then the black security came and headlocked him and brought him to the office
anyways who cares. then i go to my friends house, and we play basketball which my friend socks the ball in my other friend's face.
then we play hide and seek around the corner and i hide with my friend n we find some random house.
you see, the random house is abandoned. the door is locked. i kick it open. problem solved.
so it smells like piss n sh*t like that so i go tell my friends about the house and i tell them we can go get Febreeze at Rite Aid to make it smell good. and we can like do stuff in it and stuff.
so we go 10 minutes thru the town, J-walk through 4 lanes, and then meet these hot babes. so me and my friend flirt with them for 2 minutes, and we're off to rite aid.
at rite aid we get Febreeze.
then we go back and spray the house with febreeze. problem solved again.
so then all the little kids around the block screw off, which leads me and my 2 friends.
we play more basketball, and i get soaked with a hose. oh yeah, and my friend kicked my other friend's balls.
then more hot babes.
then i jump my friend for no reason. he'll get me later haha
but then i see the babes again. but before i can flirt, its time to leave..

after all of this i soon realize that the house was obviously a crack house, because we found pills, needles, and prescriptions all over it.

the end

[Sinister96]

: )

[Hucota7]

... wow. remind me to never go where you live.. o_O

[Sinister96]

What are you talking about? this is one of my best days this month!!

Benicia isnt ALWAYS full of crackhouses, although it is where the Zodiac first struck

but dont let that fool you

[Sinister96]

i just thought of something

if that was a crackhouse

and i was in it

i can now be arrested or put in court....

but like usual, i dont really give a f*ck.

[Seikakaze]

That's a great story Sin. O.o

[Sinister96]

yes. yes it is.

[Seikakaze]

I'll take your word for it I havn't read it

nah I have really.

[Hucota7]

i can now be arrested or put in court....

but like usual, i dont really give a f*ck.

for wat? breaking and entering? tresspassing? being near drugs? o.O

[Guest]

i need a life like this

[Sinister96]

yeah you always should have the chance of being arrested in your life just for the thrills and s---.

[Guest]

lol yes

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