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ɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ ǝpɐɯ ı ǝʇıs 1ooɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞuı1 ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ zoɔ sʇɹɐbuoɔ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı ʇnq ʞuı1 ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɟı .sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ
ɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ ǝpɐɯ ı ǝʇıs 1ooɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞuı1 ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ zoɔ sʇɹɐbuoɔ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı ʇnq ʞuı1 ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɟı .sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ
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老板:霸王别姬讲的是楚汉相争的故事。楚霸王何许人也?那是天下无敌的盖世英雄,横扫千军的勇将猛帅,可老天却偏偏不成全他。在垓下中了汉军十面埋伏,让刘邦给困了。那天晚上刮着大风,刘邦的兵唱了一宿的楚歌,楚国的人马以为刘邦得了楚地,全都慌了神了,跑光了,听得霸王也掉下泪来。人纵有万般能耐,可终也抵不过天命,那霸王风云一世,临到头就剩下一匹马、一个女人还跟着他。霸王让乌驹马逃命,乌驹马不去,让虞姬走,虞姬不走。虞姬最后一次为霸王斟酒,最后一次为霸王舞剑,而后拔剑自刎,从一而终啊!讲这出戏,这里有个唱戏和做人的道理,人得自个儿成全自个儿。
老板:张府上把定戏的差事给了您,那您就是我们府上的衣食父母。您抬举抬举呢,孩子们年下就穿上新衣裳。
那爷:衣裳好穿,戏活呢?张公公那是当年陪太后老佛爷听过戏的主,糊弄得了吗?敢吗?哎,玩艺儿又不是衣裳?砸了我的脸面没什么,象您这样儿的,能把您给囚起来!
那爷:这孩子有点儿意思,学几年戏了?
老板:过来,过来,给,给经理请安呀!
那爷:身段儿也还不错,有点儿昆腔的底儿没有啊?
老板:学了两出。
那爷:男怕夜奔,女怕思凡,来段思凡吧。
程蝶衣:小尼姑年方二八,正青春被师父削去了头发,我本是男儿郎,又不是女娇娥,为何….
老板:哎,哎,哎,那爷,实在是对不住您呀!
那爷:回头见,改天再见!
老板:这孩子平常不是这样的!
段小楼:谁叫你回来了?我叫你哭,我叫你哭!掌嘴!掌嘴!掌嘴!搓!搓呀你!搓呀你!我叫你搓,搓呀你,搓!
程蝶衣:我本是女娇娥,又不是….
程蝶衣:小尼姑年方二八,正青春被师父削去了头发,我本是女娇娥,又不是男儿郎,为何腰束黄绦,身穿直缍,见人家夫妻洒落,一对对着锦穿罗,不由人心急似火,奴把袈纱扯破….
老板:张府上把定戏的差事给了您,那您就是我们府上的衣食父母。您抬举抬举呢,孩子们年下就穿上新衣裳。
那爷:衣裳好穿,戏活呢?张公公那是当年陪太后老佛爷听过戏的主,糊弄得了吗?敢吗?哎,玩艺儿又不是衣裳?砸了我的脸面没什么,象您这样儿的,能把您给囚起来!
那爷:这孩子有点儿意思,学几年戏了?
老板:过来,过来,给,给经理请安呀!
那爷:身段儿也还不错,有点儿昆腔的底儿没有啊?
老板:学了两出。
那爷:男怕夜奔,女怕思凡,来段思凡吧。
程蝶衣:小尼姑年方二八,正青春被师父削去了头发,我本是男儿郎,又不是女娇娥,为何….
老板:哎,哎,哎,那爷,实在是对不住您呀!
那爷:回头见,改天再见!
老板:这孩子平常不是这样的!
段小楼:谁叫你回来了?我叫你哭,我叫你哭!掌嘴!掌嘴!掌嘴!搓!搓呀你!搓呀你!我叫你搓,搓呀你,搓!
程蝶衣:我本是女娇娥,又不是….
程蝶衣:小尼姑年方二八,正青春被师父削去了头发,我本是女娇娥,又不是男儿郎,为何腰束黄绦,身穿直缍,见人家夫妻洒落,一对对着锦穿罗,不由人心急似火,奴把袈纱扯破….
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OH NOES!~
NO FEELZ DEPRESSED!!
ABOUT *INSERT OVERUSED GIRL NAME HERE*
NO FEELZ DEPRESSED!!
ABOUT *INSERT OVERUSED GIRL NAME HERE*
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Dragonzrkool wrote:*Inserts the name Hailey*
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you also know i meant Kortney XD XD XD XD XD
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Doomkaiser wrote:Dragonzrkool wrote:*Inserts the name Hailey*
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you also know i meant Kortney XD XD XD XD XD
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