Re: THE NEW AND IMPROVED DDNN MMORPG!

[Guest]

*Ridley escapes into a volcano*

[Guest]

Wuss

*Dragonz follows ridley... sword in hand*

[Guest]

*Aracno follows.*

[Guest]

*Aracno follows.*

How...? On my back? You don't have wings.

Or do you? o.0

[Guest]

*Ridley sees dragonz and while he is about 2 miles further down than dragonz, he launches his multimissile system, and it hits dragonz right in the eyes!*
65% damage

[Guest]

Ack.. that hurts...

*Phazon has protected total destruction of eyes*

*Dragonz is blinded by 90% for 1 turn, blindness goes down by 15% every turn*

(Turn = 1 post)

*Dragonz tries to firebreath ridley but misses*

*Dragonz crashes on the side of the inside of the volcano*

I take 96 enviormental damage.

[Guest]

*Ridley laughs and hits his head on a rock.*
25% damage. *Ridley plummets to the ground head first.*
75% damage.

[Guest]

*Dragonz blindness has gone down to 60% (Your turn and my turn right now)*

*Dragonz goes for another firebreath but misses and blasts some rocks off that fall down on ridley*

56 Damage!

Dragonz is currently 1.5 miles above ridley.

[PilotSilversinski]

*Pilot wants to join Dragonz's team*

[Guest]

damnit.

[Guest]

*Ridley holds a shotgun over pilot's head*
join mine or die.

[PilotSilversinski]

*Pilot quickly kicks Meta in the nuts, then runs to his plane and flies away*

10 damage! xD

[Guest]

I'm ARMORED, remember?
whatever. *Ridley grabs pilot's plane and makes him crash*
150% damage!!

[Guest]

*Accept's pilot's application*

*Saves pilot's plane*

*Chokes ridley with one of his tails and hacks at his face with the other*

J00 WANNA MESS WITH ME NOW??? >

*Slapped in the face 6 times, each doing 23 damage*

Dragonz's team: Dragonz, Scorcher, Akmayo, Aracnox, Eh_Steve, and Pilot

VS.

Ridley's Team: RIDLEY LLOLOLOLLOLOOLOL

[Guest]

Ridley: god dammit.
*Ridley escapes into an alternate dimmension*

[Guest]

*Dragonz rips open the portal before it closes*

EVERYBODY... LET'S GO KILL HIM!111111111111111

*Holds the portal open while trying to flamebreath ridley*

*Ridley is licked by a small flame on his tail and doesn't realize it*

[Guest]

*Ridley whacks pilot, not knowing that dragonz helped him with the blow unwillingly.*
75% damage, set on fire, 1% per turn.

[Guest]

*Dragonz flies in after ridley, making sure to rip the portal as far open as he can with his bladed tails*

Dragonzrkool: IMA VICIOUS BEAST... RAWR.

*Thrusts forward with his sword as fast as he can at ridley, but cloaks his sword in flame with his own firebreath*

J00 WANNA MESS WITH ME NOW!?!?!

[Guest]

*Ridley notices and dodges. Ridley breaks the portal and they both go flying down a black hole*

[PilotSilversinski]

*Pilot jumps in a lake and re-emerges*

I hope you like the taste of dirt...

*Follows them into the black hole and fires several rockets at Ridely's wings*

:D

[Guest]

*Ridley dodges every blow except 2. 25% damage. he grabs pilot and bites his head*
75%

[PilotSilversinski]

*Pilot logs off*

[Guest]

Dammit... I can't heal you now... look I got a healing skill.

*Grabs ridleys neck, and holds his sword to it*

Dragonzrkool: You got 10 seconds to get us out of this black hole.

[Guest]

*Ridley grapples onto a small planet about 2000 feet away and swings there. he does this until he is out.*

[BZilla]

*Bzilla aims M1 Garand at Ridley and fires*

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