fake chats!

[Guest]

lets make fake chats! (ok i know i made a fake quotes one but just shut up.)

heres an example:

[23:21:44] A random fat guy has joined the chat the Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:23 pm
[23:23:32] ~DiamondDude~ has joined the chat the Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:23 pm
[23:23:37] @ ~DiamondDude~ : dude, who the ---- are you?
[23:23:39] @ ~DiamondDude~ : just go away, nobody likes obese ppl.
[23:23:45] A random fat guys says : WHY U BE SO ELEMENTARY HURTIN MAH FEELINGS?
[23:23:50] A random fat guy has disconnected on Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:24 pm

ok, i have no idea what i was thinking when i made that

[Guest]

Sinister96 has joined the chat
MetaRidley86 has joined the chat
MetaRidley86: Theyre coming to take me away he he ha ha coming to take me away to a happy place where life is beautiful ALL THE TIME
Sinister96: does this have to do with obama?
MetaRidley86: AHH
MetaRidley86:Theyre coming to take me away ha ha coming to take me away to a happy place where life is beautiful ALL THE TIME

[Hucota7]

..........

[PilotSilversinski]

Must I bring Chatbox Wars back?

[Hucota7]

yes. XD

[Guest]

lol

[Wolfgator]

YES!

[Guest]

umm....yeah

[PilotSilversinski]

Alright, here's Chatbox Wars, world's greatest fake chat.

Cirque du Pilote presents:
CHATBOX WARS

starring:
Pilot!
MetaRidely86!
Chris!
Saige!
Spork!
Dragonzrkool!
Tigerdude!
SC!
DD!
--and--
ZekeGames!

One day on DDNN, a chatbox war begun with such insanity... there were STFU's, meatspins, love chases, and a little evil. Let's begin.

Pilot has joined the chat
Pilot: Hello?
MetaRidely86 has joined the chat
MetaRidely86: hello
Pilot: Hi.
MetaRidely86: XP AVENGER
Dragonzrkool has joined the chat
Dragonzrkool: STOP WITH THE CHAT PARTIES
MetaRidely86: we're playing xp avenger.
Dragonzrkool has left the chat
MetaRidely86: Wimp.
Dragonzkool had joined the chat
Dragonzrkool: I SAW THAT
Dragonzrkool has kicked MetaRidely86 from the chat
Pilot: Hey, what was that for?
Spork! has joined the chat
Spork!: hey
Pilot: Hey.
ZekeGames has joined the chat
ZekeGames: 'ello
Pilot: What is going on? This is crazy.
Chris R. has joined the chat
MetaRidely86 has joined the chat
MetaRidely86: STOP IT DRAGONZ
Chris R.: i am an idiot
Chris R.: ha ah ha ah ha ha ha ahh haaa ha haa haaah aaaaaah
ZekeGames: ?
~DiamondDude~ has joined the chat
Pilot: WHOA WHOA WHOA TOO CRAZY
MetaRidely86: i'm out.
Dragonzrkool has kjicked MetaRidely86 from the chat
Dragonzrkool: What? I helped him out
Chris R.: kwalty . com
Pilot: You can't fool us.
ZekeGames: This is... crazy.
Pilot: I'm retreating to [logo]
ZekeGames agrees with Pilot
Pilot has left the chat
ZekeGames has left the chat
Dragonzrkool has left the chat
Chris R.: IM A NOOB
Spork!: Visit my forum or DIE
Spork! has left the chat
Chris R. has left the chat
~DiamondDude~ has left the chat

5 minutes later...

AkmaYo has joined the chat
AkmaYo: What the hell happened?
Saige has joined the chat
AkmaYo: Hello
Saige: hello
Saige: is chris here?
AkmaYo: No.
Saige: good
Chris R. has joined the chat
Saige: crap
Saige has left the chat
Chris R.: WAIT!
Chris R. has left the chat
Pilot has joined the chat
Pilot: Hiya
AkmaYo: You cam at the right time...
Pilot: Why?
AkmaYo: *cough*saige and chris *cough*
Pilot: Oh.
Chris R. has joined the chat
Chris R: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Chris R: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Chris R: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Chris R: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Chris R: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Chris R. has left the chat
Chris R. has joined the chat
Chris R. has left the chat
Chris R. has joined the chat
Chris R. has left the chat
Chris R. has joined the chat
Chris R. has left the chat
Chris R. has joined the chat
Chris R. has left the chat
Chris R. has joined the chat
Chris R. has left the chat
Chris R. has joined the chat
Pilot snaps his fingers
STFU has joined the chat
STFU: SHUT THE **** UP!
STFU has left the chat
Chris R.: WHAT THE HELL
Pilot: I'm sorry, click me, it's an apology e-card
Chris R.: it better be...
Pilot mumbles something under his breath
Chris R.: WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS MEATSPIN
Pilot: You like it?
Chris R.: NO
Pilot: It was AkmaYo's idea!
AkmaYo: WHAT?!
Pilot has left the chat
AkmaYo: That little idiot...
Chris R.: im out.
Chris R. has left the chat
tigerdude1993 has joined the chat
AkmaYo: HOLY CRAP IT'S TIGERDUDE
tigerdude1993: hello akma.
tigerdude1993: listen.
Pilot has joined the chat
Pilot: What's up?
tigerdude1993: i was sc666 at a few points in time.
Pilot: You're kidding, right?
tigerdude1993: no pilot. for real.
Pilot faints
Pilot has left the chat
AkmaYo faints next to Pilot
AkmaYo has left the chat
tigerdude1993: dammit.
tigerdude1993 has left the chat.
t1gergal1993 has entered the chat
t1gergal1993: muhahahaha i am sc you...
t1gergal1993: aw no one's here. now i can't spam.
t1gergal1993 has left the chat
tigerdude1993 has joined the chat
Pilot has joined the chat
Spork! has joined the chat
tigerdude1993: we're safe. sc left.
Pilot: Thank heavens. Although where's AkmaYo? And why is Spork here?
Spork!: sad face
Pilot: >:[ <- oscar-winning angreyface
Pilot has left the chat
Spork! has left the chat
tigerdude1993 has left the chat.

...5 minutes later...

MetaRidely86 has joined the chat
MetaRidely86: hey
MetaRidely86: CURSE BEING THE NIGHT OWL! UGH! EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I COME ONLINE!
~DiamondDude~ has joined the chat
~DiamondDude~: hello
MetaRidely86: hello.
~DiamondDude~: i hear you are constantly being kicked from the chat
MetaRidely86: that is true.
Pilot has joined the chat
~DiamondDude~: you deserved to be kicked
MetaRidely86: WHAT?
Pilot: DD, I think you're being a little rude...
MetaRidely86: pilot is right!
~DiamondDude~: Too late
~DiamondDude~ has kicked MetaRidely86 from the chat
Pilot: >:^(
~DiamondDude~: what?
Pilot: BRING HIM BACK
Chris R. has joined the chat
Chris R.: t("t)
Pilot snaps his fingers
STFU has joined the chat
STFU: SHUT THE **** UP
Chris kicks STFU
STFU: SHUT THE **** UP
STFU has left the chat
Chris has left the chat
AKH has joined the chat
Pilot: Hey AKH!
AKH: Hey.
t1gergal1993 has joined the chat
Pilot has left the chat
AKH has left the chat
~DiamondDude~ has left thge chat
t1gergal1993: I NEVER GET TO SPAM ANYMORE
t1gergal1993: T_T
t1gergal1993has left the chat
Chris has left the chat

...

A while later...

Pilot has joined the chat
AracnoX has joined the chat
Nappse has joined the chat
Pilot: What's up?
Nappse: We have 200 members now!
Pilot: What?
AracnoX: You're kidding.
Nappse: No. I'm not.
sp@m$t3r has joined the chat
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r: >infected site link<
sp@m$t3r has been kicked by Nappse
sp@m$t3r: has been banned by Nappse
AracnoX: What the...?
Pilot: Really?
Spork!: has joined the chat
Spork!: terrible news...
Pilot: WHAT WHAT WHAT
Spork!: we're under attack...
AracnoX: What?
Spork!: im not kidding... we're being killed by spam
Timmah3000 has joined the chat
Pilot: OH CRUD
Pilot has left the chat
Timmah3000: TIMMAH! TIIIIIMMMMMMMMMAAAAHHHH TIMMMMAAAAHHH MRRWARWARWARWARRWA TIMMMMMAAAAAAHHH! TTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Spork!: stfu
Timmah3000: Timmah?
Dragonzrkool has joined the chat
AracnoX: A chatbox mod, good
Dragonzrkool: Why?
Timmah3000: TIMMAH! TIIIIIMMMMMMMMMAAAAHHHH TIMMMMAAAAHHH MRRWARWARWARWARRWA TIMMMMMAAAAAAHHH! TTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Timmah3000 has been banned from the chat by Dragonzrkool
Dragonzrkool: I have a list of all the spammer's IPs and connected ones, and I have banned them.
AracnoX: Huzzah!
Spork!: yay smile
Spork!: has left the chat
AracnoX has left the chat
Dragonzrkool has left the chat

The End

All done.

[Wolfgator]

Why couldn't i ban him.

[Hucota7]

im not in it?! ='[ meh, its no good if im not in it. im not readin.

[Wolfgator]

How do you know your not in it then?

[Guest]

TIMMMMAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Dammit why'd I ban him... that was awesome..

*Kicks himself in the ass*

[Guest]

im not in it ever, nobody cares!

[Guest]

deadlydans has joined the chat
metaridley86 has joined the chat
MetaRidley86 has eaten deadlydans
DeadlyDans is disconnected: being digested

[Guest]

DeadlyDans uses an axe and cuts you open then jumps out

DeadlyDans is reconnected
MetaRidley signes out
DeadlyDans: eew man Meta eats alot of pie

[Guest]

if you mean pizza, yes. otherwise, no. I hate pie.
metaridley86 has joined the chat
MetaRidley86: there. just can't get any phazon into the wound.
Cookie_bird has joined the chat
Footsucky_freak has joined the chat
MetaRidley86: wtfh
Footsucky_freak: get me a new foot! mine turned purple from sucking on it.
MetaRidley86: errr.... bye.
MetaRidley86 is disconnected
Footsucky_freak: aww man it fell off

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: ugh....seeya

DeadlyDans logs out

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