Re: Attack Of Sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PilotSilversinski]

*Pilot tickles Kraid's stomach*

Pilot: Teehee...

*Pilot continues tickling, pulls out feather*

[Guest]

*kraid dies. he is easier to kill than a potatie.*

[Goreblood]

*Goreblood sneaks up behind Pilot and whacks him in the head. He falls in the volcano and burns up, his soul is nowhere to be found*

Goreblood:Maybe he didn't have a soul in the first place?

*Goreblood digs a hole into the ground that leads very deep*

Goreblood:There's his soul!

[Guest]

*metaRidley86 dives into the lava, unharmed, grabs goreblood, and throws him into a bed of spikes.*

[Goreblood]

*Miracualously, Goreblood is a ghost and the spikes go right through him. MetaRidley86 summons Weaval, but Goreblood convinces him to be on his side. Before MetaRidley86 could summon MetaRidley Weaval blasted him into oblivion.*

[Guest]

*metaridley86 comes back for more, this time as omega ridley, corrupted by phazon! Ridley uses his phazon speedboost and rams goreblood into the wall, and makes him split into 4 sections.*

[Goreblood]

*Fortuately, goreblood is made of radioactive goo, his body parts go back togehter and form into one. Weaval kills MetaRidley86 and summons Mother Brain to take over the Universe!*

[Guest]

*metaridley86 comes back, with backup. metakraid, draygon, phantoon, crocomire, the acid worm, the brinstar worm, Imago, and botwoon. beat that!*

[Goreblood]

*MetaRidley86's army is crushed by Weaval, 100000000 space pirates, Samus, Mother brain's army, Kraid, MetaRidley, Samus's mirror version, Corrupted Samus, Samus's infinite suit, varia suit, and zero suit, MetaRidley is also crushed by Noxus, Trace, and others. Trace snipes MetaRidley86 in the head and the rest of the army kills MetaRidley86's army. *

[Guest]

*metaridley86 eats all of them*

[Goreblood]

*But MetaRidley is dead, therefore he explodes...Goreblood's army dies and goes to heaven. Where the destroy MetaRidley86 for eternity.*

[Guest]

*metaridley86 is rebuilt from the scatterd body parts, so success!*

[Goreblood]

*Goreblood's army comes down from heaven and turns Metaridley86 into a whining, usesless, weak, never to be fixed to normal in anyway for eternity, baby.*

[Guest]

*it turns out that was a different space dragon. ridley calls forth loads of annoying black space pirate commanders.

[Guest]

(deadlydans kills everyone with her stick)

DeadlyDans: They'll be back...

(sees a cookie)

DeadlyDans: Oh a cookie

(eats the cookie)

[Guest]

*metaridley86 was at norion, killing federation troopers, and therefore, was not killed by deadly dan's stick. Ridley steals her cookie and flys of to a nearby planet.*

[PilotSilversinski]

*Pilot climbs out of the volcano*

Pilot: I'm still alive...

*Pilot runs to the wall again and begins to move the locks*

*Enters door, seals it shut, and vanishes*

[Guest]

KRAIIDDDD!!!!!
*kraid smashes pilot with his belly spike*

[Guest]

*DeadlyDans starts cryiing*

DeadlyDans: Meta stole my cookie......waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*DeadlyDans explodes the universe and everything in it apart from her and all the cookies in the world*

DeadlyDans: YAY MORE COOKIES

*Eats all the cookies*

DeadlyDans: Man Im stuffed....and how did i explode the universe? ....im alone....YAY....now i can eat in peace. HEHEHEHE......but theres no one to kill......Deadly sad

[Guest]

*strangely, MetaRidley found his way to a different dimmension, unneffected by deadlydans' wrath.

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: Wait Theres someone still alive from this universe *gets out her stick* Time to kill

*teleports to where meta is*

DeadlyDans: DIE META

*whacks meta to death with her stick*

DeadlyDans: hehehehe

[Guest]

*the creature explodes, but it was not ridley. it was another clone.*

[Guest]

DeadlyDans: WTF a clone...he's harder than i thought....maybe i will need help to defeat him....but who?

*Thinks who could help her*

DeadlyDans: I hear something

*Puts up an unbreakable barrior around her*

DeadlyDans: I wont let him kill me

[Goreblood]

*Goreblood destroys all MetaRidley's clones, there is none left. MetaRidley and Goreblood face off in a sword fight! The battle went on and on, but in the end Goreblood won! Goreblood runs to claim his prize: He steals all of DeadlyDan's cookies and destroys the rest of them in all of the universes. Goreblood then obliderates everylittle thing in all of the universes so that there is nothing left, even himself....strangely the cookies survive *

[Guest]

*Dragonzrkool comes out of nowhere not dead*



Me! lol

Wait.. wtf... two heads? :o

*Argues with himself on what to do next*

Dragonzrkool 1: Let's kill metaridley

Dragonzrkool 2: No... pilot is who we want!

Dragonzrkool 1: I'm the first one here... we do what I say

Dragonzrkool 2: Hell no!

*Attacks himself*

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